Maddy, 16. Anything you need to know is on my "About Me" page. And don't be a stranger, feel free to message me about anything!

 

Anonymous asked
tumblr crushes, let's see, you, of course, Kimia, 30-06, Glibritarian, Menk, and BasedHeisenberg. That's all for now.

I don’t know who any of these people are except for me but thanks I guess!

I probably should have clarified that I’m using the terms extremely loosely.
It’s kind of weird, though. Like I know exactly what I believe and what my stances are on most issues, but I have no clue where my opinions fit on the political spectrum, except that I’m most likely somewhere close to a republican or a libertarian. Oh well, I still have 2 more years to figure it out before I’ll be voting.

I probably should have clarified that I’m using the terms extremely loosely.

It’s kind of weird, though. Like I know exactly what I believe and what my stances are on most issues, but I have no clue where my opinions fit on the political spectrum, except that I’m most likely somewhere close to a republican or a libertarian. Oh well, I still have 2 more years to figure it out before I’ll be voting.

Anonymous asked
ancap-princess damn she hot

Oh my god

Anonymous asked
You've been my tumblr crush since I followed you c:

Awww thank you!

Anonymous asked
jerkidiot

Isn’t he that burger king kid?

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nathanielbuildsatesseract

oooooooooh Anon and Nathaniel sitting in a tree…

Anonymous asked
Mesoreilles

you’RE LYING

punkchan:

VICTOR HUGO YOU CAN’T JUST KILL FIVE CHARACTERS IN ONE SENTENCE I AM NOT DOWN WITH THAT

punkchan:

VICTOR HUGO YOU CAN’T JUST KILL FIVE CHARACTERS IN ONE SENTENCE I AM NOT DOWN WITH THAT

Anonymous asked
u say ur conservative, but then some of the things u say seem liberal. what are you?

I say I’m a conservative because I’m not quite sure the exact political party I belong with, but most of the viewpoints I agree with are conservative. However, I’m somewhat liberal on some issues, too, so I like to think of myself as a liberal conservative (not to be confused with a conservative liberal), if that makes any sense.

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

tofftoffgalinda:

Professor: why didn’t you do your essay?
Me: the trouble with schools is, they always try and teach the wrong lessons.

*dances away from responsibility*